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12 January Eight Reasons why A Dentist Will Commit SuicideA Dentist...isn't that someone who meets plenty of people everyday, yet none of them actually shares him/er affection. It actually hits me right now that I never give my dentist a "Thank you" when I go, it just never seems necessary, or maybe it's that I'm usually in too much pain, and sometimes it's like..."Thank God..I'm OUT! ALIVE!.....let me see...4 legs..3 hands...2 toes...okay, I'm good!!" It might explain why it's claimed that dentists will most likely commit suicide. I mean, think it out: - A dentist is constantly trying to help out people who in most cases never wanna see his face again. - His decisions are always questioned, like..."doctor, Can't u just take the damn tooth off" or "No, I don't wanna lose any more portions of the tooth, can't you just fix it without touching it!!" - They make lots of money, yet no one gives money to a dentist voluntarily. They earn cursed money. - Having his hands dipped into some dull ugly smelly narrow space (that is your mouth) all day is not exactly how he expected to spend his life when he first decided to become some rich popular funky dentist. - Dentists are not as good looking as ophthalmologists. I mean how many times have you opened your eyes in front of an ophthalmologist and caught yourself staring at him from behind that big telescope of his in some indescribable admiration!! I bet the only time you decided to open your eyes at a dentist's is when you caught this cruel ugly expression he wears while messing up your tooth!! - The only reason a damsel will fall in love and marry the dentist, is because when he kills himself, she gets all his money. - To commit suicide, a dentist has all the tools. - And finally, No one hates seeing a dentist go.
...Ania, suffering a toothache caused by a dentist. |
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